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STANDINGS FOR YEAR 34
03/12/2026 - 03/04/2027
Weeks 1685 - 1736

UPDATED THROUGH CONTEST WEEK 1713

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YEAR 34 RANK: LOSER GRANOLA
SMEAR		 AWARDS W 2 3 4 H L I P T M APPEAR-
ANCES		 TOTAL
INKS		 DEBUT
WEEK		 CAREER
INKS		 CAREER
RANK
1: Jesse Frankovich Craven Fish Jokes HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL 5 3 4 4 86 2 13 12 27 129 554 1675 4
2: Duncan Stevens Unscented Vans HOF MIL LOTY TGL 1 4 2 2 62 26 71 970 1380 6
3: Mark Raffman Frank Farm, Ma HOF LOTY MIL LIL 1 1 2 46 1 24 51 979 1289 7
4: Chris Doyle He Do Lyrics HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL 2 1 36 5 5 23 49 79 2947 1
5: Kevin Dopart Deviant Pork HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL 1 1 2 33 6 3 23 46 626 2179 2
6: Leif Picoult Politic Fuel MIL LOTY 1 3 1 34 2 20 41 1401 320 34
7: Gary Crockett Try Gecko Cart HOF ROTY LOTY 1 1 1 35 1 19 39 871 738 13
8: Jeffrey Contompasis Enjoys Office Tramps HOF MIL LOTY 2 28 1 1 3 2 17 37 558 1162 8
9: Jonathan Jensen Jan Neatens John LOTY 2 2 30 16 34 1287 464 22
10: Judy Freed Fey Dude Jr. LOTY ROTY 1 1 2 25 11 29 1503 269 40
11: Jonathan Paul Oh, Plan A Jaunt HOF 1 3 1 2 18 15 25 136 510 20
12: Tom Witte Tome Twit HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY 1 20 3 15 24 7 1932 3
13: Michael Stein Alien Chemist 2 1 1 1 18 16 23 1482 111 109
14: Frank Osen Senna Fork HOF MIL LOTY LIL 2 1 1 17 1 8 22 938 853 12
15: Stephen Dudzik "Puke" Zenith, DDS HOF Y1V RPL LIL 1 1 1 16 2 9 21 7 695 14
16: Art Grinath Rag-Thin Rat MIL 1 1 18 1 10 21 106 491 21
17: Karen Lambert Mere Barn Talk LOTY ROTY LIL 2 17 7 19 1477 144 77
18: Jon Gearhart Jargon Hater HOF LIL LOTY 15 3 1 14 19 1051 579 18
19: Steve "Potomac" Smith Machetes Stop Vomit ROTY MIL LIL 1 1 16 8 18 1326 256 42
20: Lee Graham Eagle Harm 1 2 15 11 18 1162 158 72
21: Sam Mertens Smartens Me LOTY ROTY MIL LIL 1 16 6 17 1323 303 37
22: Pam Shermeyer Hep Yammerers MIL 1 2 1 12 9 16 1463 192 61
23: Beverley Sharp Brave Shy Leper HOF LOTY MIL LIL 1 1 11 1 1 9 15 604 1060 10
24: Jon Ketzner Not Zen-Jerk ROTY 1 14 10 15 1253 240 47
25: Gregory Koch Grey Hog Cork 2 2 1 9 10 14 908 89 127
26: Jeff Hazle Elf Haj Fez 1 1 11 6 13 802 207 54
27: Neil Kurland Dull Ink Near 1 10 2 9 13 1482 115 103
28: Jesse Rifkin If Inks, Jeers 13 9 13 1324 151 75
29: Daniel Galef Leading Flea 11 7 11 1187 73 152
30: David Prevar Pravda Diver HOF 5 6 9 11 339 521 19
31: Stuart Segal Regal Status Y1V 7 3 9 10 4 82 136
32: Randy Lee Yale Nerd MIL 1 6 2 6 9 605 126 93
33: Donald Norum A London Drum 1 7 3 8 1455 30 263
34: Michael Gips Magic Lips, Eh? MIL 8 3 8 509 330 32
35: Roy Ashley Horsey Lay HOF LIL 1 6 1 7 8 120 588 17
36: William C. Kennard I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well 5 3 7 8 360 155 74
37: Barbara Turner Rear-Burnt Arab 1 6 5 7 524 238 48
38: Jeff Rackow Jafferwock 1 6 7 7 1386 78 143
39: Laurie Brink A Burlier Ink 6 2 6 708 107 112
40: Mia Wyatt Waa! My Tit! 1 5 2 6 759 30 265
41: Diana Oertel A Lone Tirade 1 5 4 6 967 65 170
42: Eric Nelkin E'er In Clink LIL 4 2 6 6 1286 137 80
43: Rob Cohen Echo-Born 6 6 6 765 217 53
44: John Winant John Want In 5 3 5 863 28 278
45: Frank Stanonik Frank Inks A Ton 1 4 5 5 1683 5 953
46: Dan Helming Hind-Leg Man 4 1 5 5 440 70 159
47: Bernard Brink Barn-Bred Rink 4 2 4 759 39 219
48: Mary McNamara Mr. Canary Mama 4 2 4 1222 37 226
49: Pamela Love A Maple Vole 4 2 4 1170 30 267
50: Melissa Balmain Salable Animism 1 1 2 2 4 941 230 49
51: Joseph Romm Jr., Mom's Hope ROTY LIL 3 1 2 4 58 350 29
52: Jon Cannon A Non-NJ Con 3 1 3 4 1628 12 493
53: Brian Cohen Inborn Ache 4 3 4 613 69 161
54: Seth Christenfeld Deflects Her Hints 3 1 3 1207 14 425
55: David Peckarsky Vapid Dyke's Rack 3 2 3 1195 65 171
56: Perry Beider Red Berry Pie 3 2 3 735 61 177
57: Sarah Walsh A Shawl Rash 3 2 3 1324 130 90
58: Steven Price Never Septic 3 2 3 552 48 201
59: Ann Martin Arm-Tannin' 1 2 2 3 547 133 86
60: Hildy Zampella My Pallid Hazel 3 3 3 1140 201 56
61: Rob Huffman Burn Off Ham! 1 2 3 3 918 273 39
62: Terri Berg Smith Grim Beer Thirst 1 2 3 3 1073 80 139
63: David "Stockton" Smith Thinks Cat Vomit's Odd Y1V 1 2 3 3 48 96 122
64: Richard Alexander Handcar Axle Rider 1 2 3 3 1591 7 714
65: Jennifer Hart Ninth Free Jar HOF Y1V MIL LOTY 2 1 2 11 659 15
66: Malcolm Fleschner Calm Cells From Hen 1 1 1 2 310 115 102
67: Byron Miller Mr. Bill On Rye 2 1 2 1386 14 430
68: Matt Monitto Man Tit Motto 2 1 2 902 188 63
69: Steve Honley Svelte Honey 2 1 2 447 131 88
70: Ali Ruth I Hurt LA 1 1 1 2 1695 2 1709
71: Mark Asquino An OK Marquis 2 1 2 900 24 313
72: Dave Savolaine An Evasive Load 2 1 2 1079 4 1029
73: Joel Cockrell Cool Cell Jerk 2 1 2 896 10 536
74: Jonathan Hardis Had a Short Ninja 1 1 2 2 907 78 141
75: Trevor Stone Irvin Invite Snort Rover 2 2 2 1685 2 2388
76: Ben Aronin Born Inane 2 2 2 350 122 96
77: Jeff Shirley Fish Fly, Jeer MIL 2 2 2 1005 334 31
78: Dave Zarrow Waved Razor Y1V RPL 2 2 2 30 381 28
79: Neal Starkman Laments A Rank 2 2 2 944 156 73
80: Bob Forrest Soft Robber 2 2 2 1698 2 2389
81: Rick Haynes He Is Cranky 2 2 2 323 176 66
82: Bill Jacobs I Call Job B.S. 1 1 1 1557 3 1515
83: Jean Sorensen Non-Sane Jeers MIL 1 1 1 75 299 38
84: Kevin Cuddihy Chunky Divide Y1V 1 1 1 13 100 120
85: Meg Sullivan Slaving Mule Y1V LIL 1 1 1 14 184 64
86: Russell Beland Dullness Baler HOF LIL MIL LOTY 1 1 1 73 1556 5
87: Tom O'Connor No Cot Moron 1 1 1 382 2 2028
88: Allen R. Breon Learn Nobler 1 1 1 86 13 448
89: Larry Carnahan "Ran a Clan" Harry 1 1 1 551 15 423
90: Noah Meyerson Honey Moaners Y1V 1 1 1 46 28 283
91: Lori Wike Wilier, OK? 1 1 1 1688 1 5465
92: Maja Keech Make JC A He 1 1 1 192 32 255
93: Neal Roach Oracle? Nah. 1 1 1 1688 1 5466
94: Seth Tucker Utters "Heck!" 1 1 1 866 61 175
95: Andrew Rosenberg Erred (Wrong Beans) 1 1 1 1403 15 411
96: April Musser Brand Bride Spurns Alarm 1 1 1 462 14 440
97: Beth Ketzner The Benz Trek 1 1 1 1690 1 5467
98: Jeff Loren O.J. Elf Fern 1 1 1 814 32 251
99: John Doucette Donut-Jet Echo 1 1 1 647 3 1425
100: Larry Rifkin Arr! Irkin' Fly! 1 1 1 1394 16 403
101: Mike Hammer Harm? I'm Meek! Y1V 1 1 1 5 119 99
102: Pam Sweeney Weepy MENSA 1 1 1 499 312 36
103: Becky Foster Oft By Creeks 1 1 1 1455 4 1036
104: Stephen Gilberg Gentle Pig Herbs 1 1 1 759 16 405
105: Tim Watts Twist Mat 1 1 1 918 21 329
106: Harvey Smith Mr. Heavy Shit 1 1 1 572 69 160
107: Rivka Liss-Levinson Snails Involve Risk 1 1 1 1142 16 402
108: Suzanne Fregly Slay Fez Gunner 1 1 1 240 2 1943
109: Richard Wexler Rich x Lewd = Rare 1 1 1 1340 12 492
110: John SanFilipo Hip Fools' Ninja 1 1 1 1695 1 5468
111: Barb Sarshik Shark's Rabbi 1 1 1 565 56 183
112: Ray Keaney Yanker? Aye! 1 1 1 1672 2 2387
113: Mae Scanlan Canal Names 1 1 1 134 345 30
114: Sue Lin Chong One-Inch Slug Y1V 1 1 1 35 197 58
115: Dan Steinbrocker Ancestor Bred Ink 1 1 1 945 32 256
116: Dave Metzger Vet Grazed Me 1 1 1 1617 3 1516
117: Noah Leibert Notable Heir 1 1 1 1699 1 5469
118: Kathy Sheeran Yanks Heather 1 1 1 1547 9 604
119: Ken Kaufman Fake Man (Unk.) 1 1 1 70 18 375
120: Cody Walker Older, Wacky 1 1 1 1702 1 5470
121: Marshall Begel Large Balls? Meh. 1 1 1 1596 6 805
122: Marcianna Caplis I Can Rip Almanacs 1 1 1 1703 1 5471
123: Marni Penning Coleman No-Name Planning Crime 1 1 1 670 54 190
124: Ken Stern Rents Ken 1 1 1 512 4 1111
125: Eric Murphy Her Icy Rump 1 1 1 557 59 180
126: Fred Shuback Fed Shark Cub 1 1 1 1400 9 592
127: Jonathan M. Kaye Thank a Mean Joy 1 1 1 73 20 347
128: Katherine Wertheim Hire Weathermen Kit 1 1 1 123 2 1872
129: Linda K. Malcolm Command All Ilk Y1V 1 1 1 18 37 224
130: Matt Lantry Malt Tyrant 1 1 1 1709 1 5472
131: Andy Bassett Beast Dynast 1 1 1 568 47 204
132: Henry Rathvon He Ran Horny TV 1 1 1 1711 1 5473