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STANDINGS FOR YEAR 34
03/12/2026 - 03/04/2027
Weeks 1685 - 1736

UPDATED THROUGH CONTEST WEEK 1720

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YEAR 34 RANK: LOSER GRANOLA
SMEAR		 AWARDS W 2 3 4 H L I P T M APPEAR-
ANCES		 TOTAL
INKS		 DEBUT
WEEK		 CAREER
INKS		 CAREER
RANK
1: Jesse Frankovich Craven Fish Jokes HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL 6 3 5 5 102 3 14 14 34 152 554 1698 4
2: Duncan Stevens Unscented Vans HOF MIL LOTY TGL 1 7 2 3 81 33 94 970 1403 6
3: Chris Doyle He Do Lyrics HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL 2 1 1 44 6 5 28 59 79 2957 1
4: Kevin Dopart Deviant Pork HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL 1 1 2 42 8 5 30 59 626 2192 2
5: Mark Raffman Frank Farm, Ma HOF LOTY MIL LIL 1 1 2 49 1 25 54 979 1292 7
6: Jeffrey Contompasis Enjoys Office Tramps HOF MIL LOTY 2 2 37 1 1 5 3 23 51 558 1176 8
7: Gary Crockett Try Gecko Cart HOF ROTY LOTY 1 1 2 43 1 1 25 49 871 748 13
8: Leif Picoult Politic Fuel MIL LOTY 1 3 1 41 2 25 48 1401 327 33
9: Jonathan Jensen Jan Neatens John LOTY 2 2 2 39 23 45 1287 475 22
10: Judy Freed Fey Dude Jr. LOTY ROTY 1 1 2 26 12 30 1503 270 40
11: Michael Stein Alien Chemist 2 1 2 1 24 18 30 1482 118 101
12: Jonathan Paul Oh, Plan A Jaunt HOF 1 3 1 2 22 1 19 30 136 515 20
13: Tom Witte Tome Twit HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY 1 25 4 19 30 7 1938 3
14: Art Grinath Rag-Thin Rat MIL 1 2 1 24 1 15 29 106 499 21
15: Sam Mertens Smartens Me LOTY ROTY MIL LIL 1 1 22 10 24 1323 310 37
16: Stephen Dudzik "Puke" Zenith, DDS HOF Y1V RPL LIL 1 1 2 1 17 2 12 24 7 698 14
17: Jon Gearhart Jargon Hater HOF LIL LOTY 1 18 3 2 18 24 1051 584 18
18: Frank Osen Senna Fork HOF MIL LOTY LIL 2 1 1 17 1 8 22 938 853 12
19: Steve "Potomac" Smith Machetes Stop Vomit ROTY MIL LIL 2 1 19 10 22 1326 260 41
20: Lee Graham Eagle Harm 1 2 18 1 15 22 1162 162 72
21: Jesse Rifkin If Inks, Jeers 1 20 13 21 1324 159 73
22: Jon Ketzner Not Zen-Jerk ROTY 1 1 19 15 21 1253 246 46
23: Karen Lambert Mere Barn Talk LOTY ROTY LIL 2 18 8 20 1477 145 77
24: Pam Shermeyer Hep Yammerers MIL 1 2 1 2 14 12 20 1463 196 59
25: Beverley Sharp Brave Shy Leper HOF LOTY MIL LIL 1 1 14 1 1 11 18 604 1063 10
26: Gregory Koch Grey Hog Cork 2 2 1 11 11 16 908 91 125
27: David Prevar Pravda Diver HOF 7 9 13 16 339 526 19
28: Jeff Hazle Elf Haj Fez 1 1 13 7 15 802 209 54
29: Michael Gips Magic Lips, Eh? MIL 13 5 13 509 335 31
30: Neil Kurland Dull Ink Near 1 10 2 9 13 1482 115 104
31: Rob Cohen Echo-Born 13 10 13 765 224 52
32: Stuart Segal Regal Status Y1V 8 4 11 12 4 84 133
33: Barbara Turner Rear-Burnt Arab 1 10 7 11 524 242 48
34: Daniel Galef Leading Flea 11 7 11 1187 73 152
35: Roy Ashley Horsey Lay HOF LIL 1 8 1 9 10 120 590 17
36: William C. Kennard I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well 6 3 1 9 10 360 157 75
37: Randy Lee Yale Nerd MIL 1 6 2 6 9 605 126 93
38: Donald Norum A London Drum 1 7 3 8 1455 30 263
39: Hildy Zampella My Pallid Hazel 8 4 8 1140 206 55
40: Jon Cannon A Non-NJ Con 7 1 7 8 1628 16 408
41: Jeff Rackow Jafferwock 2 6 8 8 1386 79 141
42: Diana Oertel A Lone Tirade 1 6 5 7 967 66 168
43: Terri Berg Smith Grim Beer Thirst 1 6 6 7 1073 84 132
44: Dan Helming Hind-Leg Man 6 1 7 7 440 72 154
45: Laurie Brink A Burlier Ink 6 2 6 708 107 112
46: Mia Wyatt Waa! My Tit! 1 5 2 6 759 30 265
47: Frank Stanonik Frank Inks A Ton 1 5 6 6 1683 6 806
48: Eric Nelkin E'er In Clink LIL 4 2 6 6 1286 137 80
49: John Winant John Want In 5 3 5 863 28 279
50: Richard Alexander Handcar Axle Rider 1 4 5 5 1591 9 605
51: Bernard Brink Barn-Bred Rink 4 2 4 759 39 219
52: Mary McNamara Mr. Canary Mama 4 2 4 1222 37 226
53: Pamela Love A Maple Vole 4 2 4 1170 30 267
54: Melissa Balmain Salable Animism 1 1 2 2 4 941 230 49
55: Joseph Romm Jr., Mom's Hope ROTY LIL 3 1 2 4 58 350 29
56: Malcolm Fleschner Calm Cells From Hen 1 1 2 3 4 310 117 103
57: David Peckarsky Vapid Dyke's Rack 4 3 4 1195 66 169
58: Brian Cohen Inborn Ache 4 3 4 613 69 161
59: Mike Ostapiej I Joke, I'm A Pest 4 3 4 767 105 115
60: Neal Starkman Laments A Rank 4 4 4 944 158 74
61: Seth Christenfeld Deflects Her Hints 3 1 3 1207 14 426
62: Jeff Brechlin Beef Flinch, Jr. 1 2 1 3 422 401 25
63: Perry Beider Red Berry Pie 3 2 3 735 61 177
64: Sarah Walsh A Shawl Rash 3 2 3 1324 130 90
65: Steven Price Never Septic 3 2 3 552 48 201
66: Steve Honley Svelte Honey 3 2 3 447 132 87
67: Ann Martin Arm-Tannin' 1 2 2 3 547 133 86
68: Rob Huffman Burn Off Ham! 1 2 3 3 918 273 39
69: Dave Zarrow Waved Razor Y1V RPL 3 3 3 30 382 28
70: David "Stockton" Smith Thinks Cat Vomit's Odd Y1V 1 2 3 3 48 96 122
71: Bob Forrest Soft Robber 3 3 3 1698 3 1518
72: Jennifer Hart Ninth Free Jar HOF Y1V MIL LOTY 2 1 2 11 659 15
73: Byron Miller Mr. Bill On Rye 2 1 2 1386 14 431
74: Matt Monitto Man Tit Motto 2 1 2 902 188 63
75: Ali Ruth I Hurt LA 1 1 1 2 1695 2 1711
76: Mark Asquino An OK Marquis 2 1 2 900 24 313
77: Dave Savolaine An Evasive Load 2 1 2 1079 4 1031
78: Joel Cockrell Cool Cell Jerk 2 1 2 896 10 536
79: Jonathan Hardis Had a Short Ninja 1 1 2 2 907 78 142
80: Bill Jacobs I Call Job B.S. 2 2 2 1557 4 1166
81: Trevor Stone Irvin Invite Snort Rover 2 2 2 1685 2 2391
82: Larry Carnahan "Ran a Clan" Harry 2 2 2 551 16 411
83: Noah Meyerson Honey Moaners Y1V 2 2 2 46 29 274
84: Ben Aronin Born Inane 2 2 2 350 122 96
85: Jeff Shirley Fish Fly, Jeer MIL 2 2 2 1005 334 32
86: Dan Steinbrocker Ancestor Bred Ink 2 2 2 945 33 249
87: Rick Haynes He Is Cranky 2 2 2 323 176 66
88: Tim Stanonik Mink Station 2 2 2 1670 3 1517
89: Jean Sorensen Non-Sane Jeers MIL 1 1 1 75 299 38
90: Kevin Cuddihy Chunky Divide Y1V 1 1 1 13 100 120
91: Meg Sullivan Slaving Mule Y1V LIL 1 1 1 14 184 64
92: Russell Beland Dullness Baler HOF LIL MIL LOTY 1 1 1 73 1556 5
93: Tom O'Connor No Cot Moron 1 1 1 382 2 2031
94: Allen R. Breon Learn Nobler 1 1 1 86 13 450
95: Lori Wike Wilier, OK? 1 1 1 1688 1 5465
96: Maja Keech Make JC A He 1 1 1 192 32 256
97: Neal Roach Oracle? Nah. 1 1 1 1688 1 5466
98: Seth Tucker Utters "Heck!" 1 1 1 866 61 175
99: Andrew Rosenberg Erred (Wrong Beans) 1 1 1 1403 15 413
100: April Musser Brand Bride Spurns Alarm 1 1 1 462 14 442
101: Beth Ketzner The Benz Trek 1 1 1 1690 1 5467
102: Jeff Loren O.J. Elf Fern 1 1 1 814 32 252
103: John Doucette Donut-Jet Echo 1 1 1 647 3 1426
104: Larry Rifkin Arr! Irkin' Fly! 1 1 1 1394 16 403
105: Mike Hammer Harm? I'm Meek! Y1V 1 1 1 5 119 99
106: Pam Sweeney Weepy MENSA 1 1 1 499 312 36
107: Becky Foster Oft By Creeks 1 1 1 1455 4 1038
108: Stephen Gilberg Gentle Pig Herbs 1 1 1 759 16 405
109: Tim Watts Twist Mat 1 1 1 918 21 329
110: Harvey Smith Mr. Heavy Shit 1 1 1 572 69 160
111: Rivka Liss-Levinson Snails Involve Risk 1 1 1 1142 16 402
112: Suzanne Fregly Slay Fez Gunner 1 1 1 240 2 1946
113: Richard Wexler Rich x Lewd = Rare 1 1 1 1340 12 493
114: John SanFilipo Hip Fools' Ninja 1 1 1 1695 1 5468
115: Barb Sarshik Shark's Rabbi 1 1 1 565 56 183
116: Ray Keaney Yanker? Aye! 1 1 1 1672 2 2390
117: Mae Scanlan Canal Names 1 1 1 134 345 30
118: Sue Lin Chong One-Inch Slug Y1V 1 1 1 35 197 58
119: Dave Metzger Vet Grazed Me 1 1 1 1617 3 1516
120: Noah Leibert Notable Heir 1 1 1 1699 1 5469
121: Kathy Sheeran Yanks Heather 1 1 1 1547 9 604
122: Ken Kaufman Fake Man (Unk.) 1 1 1 70 18 375
123: Cody Walker Older, Wacky 1 1 1 1702 1 5470
124: Marshall Begel Large Balls? Meh. 1 1 1 1596 6 805
125: Marcianna Caplis I Can Rip Almanacs 1 1 1 1703 1 5471
126: Marni Penning Coleman No-Name Planning Crime 1 1 1 670 54 190
127: Ken Stern Rents Ken 1 1 1 512 4 1112
128: Eric Murphy Her Icy Rump 1 1 1 557 59 180
129: Fred Shuback Fed Shark Cub 1 1 1 1400 9 592
130: Jonathan M. Kaye Thank a Mean Joy 1 1 1 73 20 347
131: Katherine Wertheim Hire Weathermen Kit 1 1 1 123 2 1875
132: Linda K. Malcolm Command All Ilk Y1V 1 1 1 18 37 224
133: Matt Lantry Malt Tyrant 1 1 1 1709 1 5472
134: Andy Bassett Beast Dynast 1 1 1 568 47 204
135: Henry Rathvon He Ran Horny TV 1 1 1 1711 1 5473
136: Gregory Dunn Runner Doggy Y1V 1 1 1 30 12 494
137: Josh Calder Hadj Closer 1 1 1 241 5 892
138: Chuck Smith Hit Schmuck HOF Y1V LOTY 1 1 1 6 867 11
139: Joey Zarrow Wry Ooze Jar Y1V 1 1 1 24 2 1749
140: Barry Sackin Binary Racks 1 1 1 951 8 618
141: Patty Hardee Heated Party 1 1 1 797 5 928
142: Greg Johnson Jon's Egg Horn 1 1 1 679 7 701
143: Patrick Houston Tantric Hookups 1 1 1 1714 1 5474
144: Laura Shumar Hum As A Rural! 1 1 1 553 4 1116
145: Miles Moore Romeo Slime 1 1 1 191 14 433
146: Karen Lowe Kale Owner 1 1 1 1716 1 5475