| YEAR 34 RANK: LOSER | GRANOLA SMEAR |
AWARDS | W | 2 | 3 | 4 | H | L | I | P | T | M | APPEAR- ANCES |
TOTAL INKS |
DEBUT WEEK |
CAREER INKS |
CAREER RANK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1: Jesse Frankovich | Craven Fish Jokes | HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 62 | 2 | 8 | 10 | 21 | 97 | 554 | 1643 | 4 | ||
| 2: Duncan Stevens | Unscented Vans | HOF MIL LOTY TGL | 1 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 46 | 21 | 54 | 970 | 1363 | 6 | |||||
| 3: Mark Raffman | Frank Farm, Ma | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 1 | 2 | 37 | 1 | 19 | 41 | 979 | 1279 | 7 | ||||||
| 4: Kevin Dopart | Deviant Pork | HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL | 2 | 31 | 4 | 2 | 19 | 39 | 626 | 2172 | 2 | ||||||
| 5: Gary Crockett | Try Gecko Cart | HOF ROTY LOTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 32 | 1 | 16 | 36 | 871 | 735 | 13 | |||||
| 6: Chris Doyle | He Do Lyrics | HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL | 1 | 27 | 4 | 4 | 18 | 36 | 79 | 2934 | 1 | ||||||
| 7: Leif Picoult | Politic Fuel | MIL LOTY | 1 | 3 | 25 | 2 | 16 | 31 | 1401 | 310 | 36 | ||||||
| 8: Judy Freed | Fey Dude Jr. | LOTY ROTY | 1 | 1 | 2 | 25 | 11 | 29 | 1503 | 269 | 40 | ||||||
| 9: Jonathan Jensen | Jan Neatens John | LOTY | 1 | 1 | 25 | 12 | 27 | 1287 | 457 | 22 | |||||||
| 10: Jeffrey Contompasis | Enjoys Office Tramps | HOF MIL LOTY | 2 | 19 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 13 | 27 | 558 | 1152 | 8 | ||||
| 11: Jonathan Paul | Oh, Plan A Jaunt | HOF | 2 | 1 | 2 | 16 | 12 | 21 | 136 | 506 | 20 | ||||||
| 12: Frank Osen | Senna Fork | HOF MIL LOTY LIL | 2 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 1 | 6 | 20 | 938 | 851 | 12 | |||||
| 13: Art Grinath | Rag-Thin Rat | MIL | 1 | 1 | 17 | 1 | 9 | 20 | 106 | 490 | 21 | ||||||
| 14: Karen Lambert | Mere Barn Talk | LOTY ROTY LIL | 2 | 17 | 7 | 19 | 1477 | 144 | 77 | ||||||||
| 15: Tom Witte | Tome Twit | HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY | 1 | 16 | 2 | 12 | 19 | 7 | 1927 | 3 | |||||||
| 16: Stephen Dudzik | "Puke" Zenith, DDS | HOF Y1V RPL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 1 | 8 | 18 | 7 | 692 | 14 | |||||
| 17: Michael Stein | Alien Chemist | 1 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 12 | 17 | 1482 | 105 | 114 | |||||||
| 18: Steve "Potomac" Smith | Machetes Stop Vomit | ROTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 13 | 7 | 15 | 1326 | 253 | 42 | |||||||
| 19: Jon Ketzner | Not Zen-Jerk | ROTY | 1 | 14 | 10 | 15 | 1253 | 240 | 47 | ||||||||
| 20: Jon Gearhart | Jargon Hater | HOF LIL LOTY | 11 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 15 | 1051 | 575 | 18 | |||||||
| 21: Sam Mertens | Smartens Me | LOTY ROTY MIL LIL | 14 | 4 | 14 | 1323 | 300 | 37 | |||||||||
| 22: Lee Graham | Eagle Harm | 1 | 2 | 11 | 9 | 14 | 1162 | 154 | 73 | ||||||||
| 23: Neil Kurland | Dull Ink Near | 1 | 9 | 2 | 8 | 12 | 1482 | 114 | 104 | ||||||||
| 24: Gregory Koch | Grey Hog Cork | 2 | 2 | 7 | 7 | 11 | 908 | 86 | 131 | ||||||||
| 25: Pam Shermeyer | Hep Yammerers | MIL | 1 | 1 | 9 | 7 | 11 | 1463 | 187 | 63 | |||||||
| 26: Jesse Rifkin | If Inks, Jeers | 11 | 7 | 11 | 1324 | 149 | 75 | ||||||||||
| 27: Beverley Sharp | Brave Shy Leper | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 11 | 604 | 1056 | 10 | ||||||
| 28: Jeff Hazle | Elf Haj Fez | 1 | 9 | 4 | 10 | 802 | 204 | 54 | |||||||||
| 29: Daniel Galef | Leading Flea | 10 | 6 | 10 | 1187 | 72 | 153 | ||||||||||
| 30: Stuart Segal | Regal Status | Y1V | 6 | 3 | 9 | 9 | 4 | 81 | 138 | ||||||||
| 31: Donald Norum | A London Drum | 1 | 7 | 3 | 8 | 1455 | 30 | 263 | |||||||||
| 32: Michael Gips | Magic Lips, Eh? | MIL | 8 | 3 | 8 | 509 | 330 | 32 | |||||||||
| 33: Barbara Turner | Rear-Burnt Arab | 1 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 524 | 238 | 48 | |||||||||
| 34: David Prevar | Pravda Diver | HOF | 4 | 3 | 6 | 7 | 339 | 517 | 19 | ||||||||
| 35: Laurie Brink | A Burlier Ink | 6 | 2 | 6 | 708 | 107 | 111 | ||||||||||
| 36: Mia Wyatt | Waa! My Tit! | 1 | 5 | 2 | 6 | 759 | 30 | 265 | |||||||||
| 37: Roy Ashley | Horsey Lay | HOF LIL | 1 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 120 | 586 | 17 | |||||||
| 38: Eric Nelkin | E'er In Clink | LIL | 4 | 2 | 6 | 6 | 1286 | 137 | 80 | ||||||||
| 39: William C. Kennard | I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well | 2 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 360 | 152 | 74 | |||||||||
| 40: Dan Helming | Hind-Leg Man | 4 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 440 | 70 | 159 | |||||||||
| 41: Jeff Rackow | Jafferwock | 5 | 5 | 5 | 1386 | 76 | 144 | ||||||||||
| 42: Bernard Brink | Barn-Bred Rink | 4 | 2 | 4 | 759 | 39 | 219 | ||||||||||
| 43: John Winant | John Want In | 4 | 2 | 4 | 863 | 27 | 285 | ||||||||||
| 44: Mary McNamara | Mr. Canary Mama | 4 | 2 | 4 | 1222 | 37 | 225 | ||||||||||
| 45: Pamela Love | A Maple Vole | 4 | 2 | 4 | 1170 | 30 | 267 | ||||||||||
| 46: Jon Cannon | A Non-NJ Con | 3 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 1628 | 12 | 493 | |||||||||
| 47: Seth Christenfeld | Deflects Her Hints | 3 | 1 | 3 | 1207 | 14 | 425 | ||||||||||
| 48: David Peckarsky | Vapid Dyke's Rack | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1195 | 65 | 170 | ||||||||||
| 49: Perry Beider | Red Berry Pie | 3 | 2 | 3 | 735 | 61 | 177 | ||||||||||
| 50: Randy Lee | Yale Nerd | MIL | 3 | 2 | 3 | 605 | 120 | 98 | |||||||||
| 51: Sarah Walsh | A Shawl Rash | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1324 | 130 | 90 | ||||||||||
| 52: Steven Price | Never Septic | 3 | 2 | 3 | 552 | 48 | 201 | ||||||||||
| 53: Brian Cohen | Inborn Ache | 3 | 2 | 3 | 613 | 68 | 162 | ||||||||||
| 54: Frank Stanonik | Frank Inks A Ton | 1 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 1683 | 3 | 1516 | |||||||||
| 55: Diana Oertel | A Lone Tirade | 3 | 3 | 3 | 967 | 62 | 174 | ||||||||||
| 56: Rob Cohen | Echo-Born | 3 | 3 | 3 | 765 | 214 | 53 | ||||||||||
| 57: Rob Huffman | Burn Off Ham! | 1 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 918 | 273 | 39 | |||||||||
| 58: Jennifer Hart | Ninth Free Jar | HOF Y1V MIL LOTY | 2 | 1 | 2 | 11 | 659 | 15 | |||||||||
| 59: Malcolm Fleschner | Calm Cells From Hen | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 310 | 115 | 102 | |||||||||
| 60: Byron Miller | Mr. Bill On Rye | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1386 | 14 | 430 | ||||||||||
| 61: Matt Monitto | Man Tit Motto | 2 | 1 | 2 | 902 | 188 | 62 | ||||||||||
| 62: Steve Honley | Svelte Honey | 2 | 1 | 2 | 447 | 131 | 88 | ||||||||||
| 63: Ali Ruth | I Hurt LA | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1695 | 2 | 1709 | |||||||||
| 64: Ann Martin | Arm-Tannin' | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 547 | 132 | 87 | |||||||||
| 65: Melissa Balmain | Salable Animism | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 941 | 228 | 51 | |||||||||
| 66: Mark Asquino | An OK Marquis | 2 | 1 | 2 | 900 | 24 | 313 | ||||||||||
| 67: Dave Savolaine | An Evasive Load | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1079 | 4 | 1028 | ||||||||||
| 68: Joel Cockrell | Cool Cell Jerk | 2 | 1 | 2 | 896 | 10 | 536 | ||||||||||
| 69: Jonathan Hardis | Had a Short Ninja | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 907 | 78 | 141 | |||||||||
| 70: Hildy Zampella | My Pallid Hazel | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1140 | 200 | 56 | ||||||||||
| 71: Jeff Shirley | Fish Fly, Jeer | MIL | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1005 | 334 | 31 | |||||||||
| 72: Dave Zarrow | Waved Razor | Y1V RPL | 2 | 2 | 2 | 30 | 381 | 28 | |||||||||
| 73: Terri Berg Smith | Grim Beer Thirst | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1073 | 79 | 140 | |||||||||
| 74: David "Stockton" Smith | Thinks Cat Vomit's Odd | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 48 | 95 | 122 | ||||||||
| 75: Richard Alexander | Handcar Axle Rider | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1591 | 6 | 804 | |||||||||
| 76: Bill Jacobs | I Call Job B.S. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1557 | 3 | 1514 | ||||||||||
| 77: Jean Sorensen | Non-Sane Jeers | MIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 75 | 299 | 38 | |||||||||
| 78: Kevin Cuddihy | Chunky Divide | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 100 | 120 | |||||||||
| 79: Meg Sullivan | Slaving Mule | Y1V LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 184 | 64 | |||||||||
| 80: Russell Beland | Dullness Baler | HOF LIL MIL LOTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 73 | 1556 | 5 | |||||||||
| 81: Tom O'Connor | No Cot Moron | 1 | 1 | 1 | 382 | 2 | 2027 | ||||||||||
| 82: Trevor Stone Irvin | Invite Snort Rover | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1685 | 1 | 5463 | ||||||||||
| 83: Allen R. Breon | Learn Nobler | 1 | 1 | 1 | 86 | 13 | 448 | ||||||||||
| 84: Larry Carnahan | "Ran a Clan" Harry | 1 | 1 | 1 | 551 | 15 | 423 | ||||||||||
| 85: Noah Meyerson | Honey Moaners | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 46 | 28 | 282 | |||||||||
| 86: Lori Wike | Wilier, OK? | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1688 | 1 | 5464 | ||||||||||
| 87: Maja Keech | Make JC A He | 1 | 1 | 1 | 192 | 32 | 255 | ||||||||||
| 88: Neal Roach | Oracle? Nah. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1688 | 1 | 5465 | ||||||||||
| 89: Seth Tucker | Utters "Heck!" | 1 | 1 | 1 | 866 | 61 | 175 | ||||||||||
| 90: Andrew Rosenberg | Erred (Wrong Beans) | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1403 | 15 | 411 | ||||||||||
| 91: April Musser Brand | Bride Spurns Alarm | 1 | 1 | 1 | 462 | 14 | 440 | ||||||||||
| 92: Ben Aronin | Born Inane | 1 | 1 | 1 | 350 | 121 | 97 | ||||||||||
| 93: Beth Ketzner | The Benz Trek | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1690 | 1 | 5466 | ||||||||||
| 94: Jeff Loren | O.J. Elf Fern | 1 | 1 | 1 | 814 | 32 | 251 | ||||||||||
| 95: John Doucette | Donut-Jet Echo | 1 | 1 | 1 | 647 | 3 | 1424 | ||||||||||
| 96: Larry Rifkin | Arr! Irkin' Fly! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1394 | 16 | 403 | ||||||||||
| 97: Mike Hammer | Harm? I'm Meek! | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 119 | 99 | |||||||||
| 98: Pam Sweeney | Weepy MENSA | 1 | 1 | 1 | 499 | 312 | 35 | ||||||||||
| 99: Becky Foster | Oft By Creeks | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1455 | 4 | 1035 | ||||||||||
| 100: Stephen Gilberg | Gentle Pig Herbs | 1 | 1 | 1 | 759 | 16 | 405 | ||||||||||
| 101: Tim Watts | Twist Mat | 1 | 1 | 1 | 918 | 21 | 329 | ||||||||||
| 102: Harvey Smith | Mr. Heavy Shit | 1 | 1 | 1 | 572 | 69 | 160 | ||||||||||
| 103: Neal Starkman | Laments A Rank | 1 | 1 | 1 | 944 | 155 | 72 | ||||||||||
| 104: Rivka Liss-Levinson | Snails Involve Risk | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1142 | 16 | 402 | ||||||||||
| 105: Suzanne Fregly | Slay Fez Gunner | 1 | 1 | 1 | 240 | 2 | 1942 | ||||||||||
| 106: Richard Wexler | Rich x Lewd = Rare | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1340 | 12 | 492 | ||||||||||
| 107: John SanFilipo | Hip Fools' Ninja | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1695 | 1 | 5467 | ||||||||||
| 108: Barb Sarshik | Shark's Rabbi | 1 | 1 | 1 | 565 | 56 | 183 | ||||||||||
| 109: Ray Keaney | Yanker? Aye! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1672 | 2 | 2386 | ||||||||||
| 110: Mae Scanlan | Canal Names | 1 | 1 | 1 | 134 | 345 | 30 | ||||||||||
| 111: Sue Lin Chong | One-Inch Slug | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 35 | 197 | 58 | |||||||||
| 112: Bob Forrest | Soft Robber | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1698 | 1 | 5468 | ||||||||||
| 113: Dan Steinbrocker | Ancestor Bred Ink | 1 | 1 | 1 | 945 | 32 | 256 | ||||||||||
| 114: Dave Metzger | Vet Grazed Me | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1617 | 3 | 1515 | ||||||||||
| 115: Noah Leibert | Notable Heir | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1699 | 1 | 5469 | ||||||||||
| 116: Kathy Sheeran | Yanks Heather | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1547 | 9 | 603 | ||||||||||
| 117: Ken Kaufman | Fake Man (Unk.) | 1 | 1 | 1 | 70 | 18 | 375 | ||||||||||
| 118: Cody Walker | Older, Wacky | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1702 | 1 | 5470 | ||||||||||
| 119: Marshall Begel | Large Balls? Meh. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1596 | 6 | 805 | ||||||||||
| 120: Marcianna Caplis | I Can Rip Almanacs | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1703 | 1 | 5471 | ||||||||||
| 121: Marni Penning Coleman | No-Name Planning Crime | 1 | 1 | 1 | 670 | 54 | 190 | ||||||||||
| 122: Ken Stern | Rents Ken | 1 | 1 | 1 | 512 | 4 | 1110 | ||||||||||
| 123: Eric Murphy | Her Icy Rump | 1 | 1 | 1 | 557 | 59 | 180 |